Amazing and Funny Poem For Middle Aged Woman

A poem written for us woman who are aging with style

Sweaty Boobs, back fat

Melting flaps and all of that

Leaky ladies, a bristly chin

We middle age girls cannot win

Drying up, inside and out

Hairy toes and hairy snout

Knickers pulled up nice and high

Boobs somewhere around your thigh

Can’t even sneeze without a piddle

Nice roll of fat around the middle

But we are made of stronger stuff

Though we may have a saggy muff

We will age with charm and grace

and hair removal on our face

We will laugh instead of cry

As the years go flying by

We are kind and strong and proud

And, after a few gins, very loud

Anti wrinkle cream will do its best

But vodka and laughter can do the rest

So age, my friends, with a smile on your face

And a tenna lady firmly in place.

Author unknown

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