So every time my daughter latches on to my wife’s nipple she makes this “Ah sh!t, this hurts,” face. I’m looking like seriously you’re not use to it by now, she doesn’t even have teeth, suck it up chump lol. 🤷🏾♂️ BOY DID I have NO CLUE. So yesterday my daughter was losing her damn mind looking for the boobie milk, you know like a crack fiend.
My wife was at the gym, so I carried her downstairs to make a bottle. While we’re waiting for the bottle to warm up, I’m shirtless and Nubia is laying on my shoulder she starts moving her head all crazy then just starts to suck on my clavicle. I laugh and go you’re not going to get anything from there buddy. Son!!!! Her suction turned into some blood sucking Dracula type sh!t.
I’m like WTF😳 I’m trying to pull her off me like… fck, fck get off me! I wanted to toss her off me like she was a demon child lol.😂 Listen man she had some newborn vampire, type strength. I quickly make her the bottle like here little focker HERE! I go in the bathroom and look at my neck and this was the result. WTF? Listen I WILL NEVER TALK SH!T to my wife ever again, these babies are DANGEROUS. Guys I want you to NEVER EVER, EVER…EVER, EVER underestimate the power of a mother.🤦🏾♂️ From birthing a child to breastfeeding YOU SIR are NOT built for this type pain. #PleaseSitYoAssDown 😂😂😂 #GirlDad #TheChroniclesofNubia
Update: It’s been a little over 24hrs and this post has been shared over 125k times and liked over 70k times. Wow, I am in utter shock that so many people liked my nipples 😂 (just kidding). No seriously, I never knew sharing one of my parenting experiences with my daughter would go viral like this, this is insane. I have been a parent all of just two months, I haven’t even broken the ice lol. I truly appreciate everyone who has shared, commented, and liked this post. Though I wish our Tricks to Travel course went viral like this, since our course helps teach people, especially parents, how to save thousands on their travels. My wife and I have traveled to over 100 countries together and we can’t wait to travel as a family and share those experiences as well. You can follow our family’s journey and find our course at www.Roadto100countries.com.
Anyhow, back to this viral post. Though, I had to learn the hard way, 🤦🏾♂️ I hope this post serves as an eye opener for other Dads out there. Please cherish, respect and never underestimate the power of a mother. Though mothers seem to have the greatest multitasking skills in the world, Dads please HELP out. Change some diapers, cleanout the breast pump cups, take the kid(s) for a few hours, make dinner (or pick up food if you can’t cook), just BE SUPPORTIVE. Yes, parenting is hard on everyone, but especially on mothers. Until a man can birth and breastfeed a child, trust me guys we have no clue. Thank you again everyone for sharing and liking this post. #GirlDad