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Before I Had Children

11th July 201711th July 2017 XGemx

Now you’ve all heard the saying before I had children, I never stopped to smell flowers, I never pulled over to look at horses…

But we have compiled the real version… the version no one tells you about before you have children the truth .

Sometimes with bare hands

Or talking dogs or creatures in the night garden

We all need chocolate

I’m sorry for being such a bad child

Ok maybe not

God damn you tiny creatures

Every bump, every cough

Sniff test

They weren’t really friends anyway

My child loses a shoe every morning

Especially if you have more than one child

They do hold in the tummy though

About everything!!!!

Trampolines are a no go

PACK IT IN!!!

So tired!!!

Constantly

Please let me sleep

Yep that’s poop

Well a lot more often than I do now

Boys have terrible aim

Please baby stay on your back

More than once

Finger painting

Sometimes on purpose

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