Embarrassing Mom Moment Of The Month
Embarrassing Mom moment of the month 😶
I have all three children with me at Walmart and the worst happened.
My belly started gurgling and I needed to use the potty… Nope I’m not talking about pee-pee. I’m sure all my moms out there can agree that it is not a pleasant experience toting children into a public bathroom with you. I’m rushing all of them into the biggest stall (ha, rushing? I really meant shoving them because they want to be as slow as humanly possible. While touching everything on the way in there). As I finally get all of them into the stall I clip Lyric into the little chair thing as fast as I can. I hollered for her brother’s to stay right next to her, grab a toilet seat cover and plop down. As I breathe a sigh of relief that I made it, this is the very loud conversation my children had in the echoing public bathroom;
Landon- Wow Mom you really needed to poop bad! What did you eat?
Liam- I think Mom ate poop because it smells like poop really bad
Random shopper- *giggling*
Me- Boys, be quiet right now!
Landon- Mom, is it diarrhea or just poop?
Liam- it’s probably diarrhea because she needed to go really bad!
THEN IT HAPPENED!!!….
Landon- *Yells so loud it echoes 10× over!*
COURTESY FLUUSHHHHH!
Liam- *almost in a song* Courtesy Fluuuuuush!
I don’t know how many Random Shoppers but for sure more than one- *laughing out loud*
Me- 😨😭😲
After I finished, I waited for a while hoping everybody that witnessed what happened had already left. I walk out of the bathroom and I noticed a pair of familiar shoes from the stall that was next to us standing outside the bathroom. Then as if it wasn’t already bad enough Landon looks up at me and says, “Mom do you feel better? I always feel better after I take a good poop.” 😕
Oh nothing is sweeter than a child’s honesty 😣
