Here’s What Happened When I Said Bloody Mary
Here’s something to brighten your morning at my expense.
Does anyone remember that urban legend about Saying Bloody Mary in the mirror in a dark room/bathroom? We all were shit scared to do in like primary school??? (I was).
Well I was going to bed turning the lights out and it just randomly popped into my head. I thought ‘I am a grown ass man in my mid 20s it’s finally time to try it, I am fearless.’
So I actually did It!!
AND I SHIT YOU NOT MY AIRWICK TIMED AIR FRESHNER WENT OFF NOT A SPLIT SECOND AFTER THE LAST BLOODY MARY “TSSSSSSSST!”
AND ITS GOT A FUCKING RED GLOW FOR AMBIENT EFFECT. SO MY ROOM LIT UP LIKE THE ENTRANCE TO HELL
I SCREAMED SO LOUD I ACTUALLY PISSED MYSELF. PISS LEFT MY BODY! AND I FELL SMASHING MY CUP HOLDER AND DRAWS.
