My name is Marie and I would like to share with you all the worst thing I’ve ever done, at the time I was so proud of it and felt I was in the right.
My husband of 7 years and I were very happy together…I thought!
We had a mortgage, a 3-year-old little girl and were expecting our second daughter in the next few months.
My husband worked long hours and for the past four months he seemed to be working more and more, he was barely at home but his wage slips didn’t seem to show the extra work he was putting it.
I knew in my heart something was amiss, I decided to track his phone, and 3 times in one week he was at the same address in Surrey (20 minutes from our home) I arranged for someone to mind our daughter and I investigated,.
The sight I saw shocked me, my husband was in the arms of another woman, I got back in my car and drove home in tears, how could he do this? How could he ruin our perfect little family? Bastard!!!!
He had ruined my life and I needed to get some form of revenge, revenge for all the lies, revenge for the struggles I would now have to face alone.
I popped to the coop and bought 3 tins of sweet corn and ate them all, the following day I pooped into a sieve, put on a pair of rubber gloves and picked out each shit filled corn!!!
I messaged my husband and told him not to be late that evening as I was cooking his favourite “tuna pasta bake”.
A nice load of pasta, a tin of tuna, white sauce and shit filled sweet corn!!!
He ate lots of it, he licked his lips, he smiled, he told me I looked beautiful.
I replied with “how’s life at number ** Crown road? You’ve left my life in the shit, but you have just consumed my shit filled corn”.
He put down his fork and pulled a part a piece of the sweet corn, he turned a lovely pale colour and ran to the bathroom to vomit.
When he returned I led him through to the sitting room and pointed to his bags, he left in silence.
I am not proud of what I did but at the time it made me feel empowered.
It’s been 2 years since the tuna bake off, he is single as am I but we are on good terms and he is a very good father to our children, the only permanent damage I did was put him off sweet corn for life