PROOF Mean Girls is the greatest movie EVER!

Mean Girls was released in 2004 and quickly became one of the most quoted movies of all time!

It is an amazing story of how to overcome bullying and embrace who you truly are.

It also resurrected the career of Lindsay Lohan, putting her on top… Of course she didn’t stay there, but this isn’t about that.

Today we’ll be celebrating some of the best quotes to come out of this amazing movie…

Karen: If you’re from Africa, why are you white?

Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.


Student: Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of?

Janis: Your mom’s chest hair!


Karen: On Wednesdays we wear pink!


Gretchen: That is so fetch!

Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen!


Regina: Get in loser, we’re going shopping.


Damian: Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.


Damian: And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.


Coach Carr: Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!


Janis: Regina George… How do I begin to explain Regina George?

Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless.

Mathlete Tim Pak: I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.

Amber D’Alessio: I hear she does car commercials… in Japan.

Kristen Hadley: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.

Short Girl: One time she met John Stamos on a plane…

Jessica Lopez: – And he told her she was pretty.

Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome.


Bethany Byrd: I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!


Karen: There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining!


Gretchen: I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… but I can’t help it that I’m popular.


Regina: Is butter a carb?


Gretchen: You can’t sit with us!


Mrs. George: I’m not like a *regular* mom, I’m a *cool* mom.


Mrs. George: Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.


Cady: Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.


Ms. Norbury: Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?


Gretchen: Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that’s just like the rules of feminism.


Damian: She doesn’t even go here!


Girl: I don’t hate you because you’re fat. You’re fat because I hate you.


Regina: Boo, you whore.




What are some of your favourite Mean Girls quotes? 

Let us know in the comments!


Author: Ashleigh Sanderson

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