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I Wasn't Listening Funny Men's T-Shirt, in Black or White
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Sex Scenes On Tv Don't Happen Like That In Real Life
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Sex Scenes On Tv Don’t Happen Like That In Real Life

When you watch sex scenes on tv. Is it me that thinks, “It does not even happen like that? ” “Is this even sex?” They…

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I Never Let My Kids Eat Processed Foods
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I Never Let My Kids Eat Processed Foods

“ I Never Let my Kids eat processed Foods” Oh Piss off Paula you lying Bastard! After a week of 3 School Runs a day,…

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Name A Cockroach After Your Ex And Watch It Be Eaten On Valentines Day
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Name A Cockroach After Your Ex And Watch It Be Eaten On Valentines Day

What good is Valentine’s Day if you don’t treat yourself, being single on Valentines day isn’t such a bad thing really? You could be like…

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Rude Funny Birthday Balloons - Pack of 10, For Him
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A Letter To CBeebies Regarding Bedtime Hour
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A Letter To CBeebies Regarding Bedtime Hour

RE: ‘BEDTIME HOUR’ Dear CBeebies, I am writing to complain about ‘Bedtime Hour’. Since becoming a parent I have very much enjoyed your programming. I…

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Um, Original Source, Can We Talk?
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Um, Original Source, Can We Talk?

Um, Original Source… can we talk? I’d like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped into my bath, and found…

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