I decided to try to wax my lady bits at home..by myself.
Here’s a funny story for you ladies and gents.
So, it’s 6:00pm my time, and I’m feeling anxious/bored.
I decided to be adventurous and use this bikini wax that I had bought a few days earlier (how hard can it be right??? just read the directions).
I’m getting everything set up and I’m talking to my best guy friend. He says “just grow a pair and rip it off”. He’s literally talking about the test strip that I did on my leg.
Now, I have a REALLY high pain tolerance. I don’t really get anxious when other people wax me (my face and my arms) but my anxiety is through the roof. I rip it off, and say “okay that wasn’t so bad..I’ll call you when I finish”. And hang up.
1st strip of my lady bits: I hesitated but it wasn’t too bad.
2nd strip: same thing
3rd strip: I go to rip it off and my wax is sitting on a stool above me and spills allllll over my hoo-hah.
NOW keep in mind, I only wanted to do my bikini line. So, now I have wax all over my snowman and my first inital response is to try to wipe it off with a towel. WHY?! IDK.
It smears. Everywhere. I’m talking CAKED on (like what I did there?). I panic and start attaching the strips they give you so I can just rip it off.
4th strip: I saw Jesus. I swear he came down, picked up my body and took me home.
I jump in the shower with the rest of the strips on and nothing seems to get them off, even the oil.
I’m running around my apartment like a mad woman. My sister isn’t home but she’ll have a funny video to watch when she reviews the cameras.
I start to cry from the panic taking over my body. I think to myself “OKAY I’ll just shave it all off. Paper and all”. WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS TO MYSELF.
I’m starting to shave it while also googling how to get this shit off of me. Found an article where it said “DON’T SHAVE WAX OFF OF YOUR VAGINA”. But it was too late. I was already too deep in.
Now, I’m sitting here regretting every wrong decision that led up to this moment and my goodies look like I have the mange.
NEVER take chances when it comes to your golden box ladies. NEVER.
I am okay. Traumatized, but okay. Going to let it rest for a few days and then go to an actual esthetician to finish it. Will NOT be mentioning this story when I go. I can already imagine the looks when she sees it though 😩
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