My Child Will Not Be Participating In Forest School

My child will not be participating in forest school.

When I was growing up we never had Forest school and certainly did not need it, what an absolutely stupid idea but now nearly every school has this stupid forest lessons which encourages children to play in germ filled mud and grim all for a so-called educational purpose.

My daughter Amari-Rose who is five years old will not be participating, I spend thousands upon thousands of pounds so she can wear nice designer clothes and I’m not allowing her to ruin them in a class she does not need, not only is it expensive it is time-consuming finding the perfect outfit for my little princess.

Amari-Rose comes home from school with me every Thursday afternoon to avoid the forest school so she isn’t missing out on anything, Amati-Rose doesn’t want to join in any way.

She likes her expensive and very pretty manicured nails, she doesn’t want to get her hair extensions dirty or ruin her designer label school shoes.

I am well aware I could send in her Wellington boots but all she has are Hunters which aren’t cheap and no I will not buy a fake crappy brand to send her in with.

Amari-Rose is used to dressing in style and looking good, it boosts her confidence and she feels happy when she looks a million dollars.

Her school is demanding I send her to forest school even though it’s not exactly a part of the national curriculum but I will be standing my ground and not allow them to ruin my precious daughters appearance.

I honestly don’t care what anyone thinks about me because I know deep down they are just jealous of the way we look and dress and all the parents wish they had a daughter as pretty as mine


4 thoughts on “My Child Will Not Be Participating In Forest School

  • 5th April 2019 at 5:41 pm

    Amari-Rose and designer clothes 😂😂😂 This has got to be a troll article of someone making fun of chavs?

  • 5th April 2019 at 9:32 pm

    With a chav name like Amari-Rose she has little help for the future anyway so you’re right to not worry about her education. She’s screwed anyway.

  • 6th April 2019 at 2:12 pm

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is a joke right?


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