Never Use Hot Sauce In Foreplay, I Learnt The Hard Way

Never Use Hot Sauce In Foreplay, I Learnt The Hard Way

Ok so I look back now and laugh, but the moment I discovered hot sauce was a bad idea was extremely painful.

Let me set the mood, I’d been dating this handsome builder, you know the type muscular, hairy chest, tanned, funny and horny, I was smitten.

He absolutely loved foreplay, we experimented with all sorts of foods and store-bought pleasure gels like Durex play and Ky jelly.

Well one of my favourite sex gels made me all warm and tingly in my lady area and I was desperate to get that sensation whilst my man pleasured me erm with his tongue (sorry for the too much info).

Anyways in a moment of madness I went down stairs and grabbed Encona West Indian hot pepper sauce, in hindsight i should have put more thought into this decision.

I rubbed it all over my lady parts, kind of expecting to feel a warm tingly sensation.

Oh my god it was like someone had poured acid on my lady garden and then set it on fire.

My poor parts were burning, I was itching, I was in so much pain.

I tried washing it away, still a burning pain, my partner poured milk, yes you heard that right… milk on my bits to cool it 🤦🏼‍♀️ 

Baby wipes, soap, water, milk, nothing stopped the pain, until I got the good old sudocream and applied it all over as thick as I could.

I could feel lumps of swollen skin and a texture like sandpaper, for 9 long days urinating or moving where excruciating, i was so uncomfortable and sore.

Lesson learnt never use hot sauce to spice up anything other than a food dish, or you could end up with a red face and an even redder fanny.