Tag: funny
How To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket
A rookie police officer pulled me over for speeding and had the following exchange: • Officer: May I see your driver’s license? • Me: I…
Woman Banned From Buses For A Very Weird Reason
WOMAN BANNED FOR LIFE ON BRADFORD BUSES A woman has received a lifetime ban from a Bradford bus company after repeatedly breaking wind in their…
Today I Licked My Childs Butt Ice Cream
Y’ALL!!!! I am DONE with these kids!! I learned a hard lesson today…one I wasn’t prepared for and I feel like I’ve been through a…
Man Explains His Toilet Trouble
Last night, I had a near death experience. No, it didn’t involve a gun (although I’d rather get shot again than go through this). Until…
True Story From A Blonde Mum
True story from a blonde Mum. In a hurry, no time for full shower b4 going out but as its really only the hair that…
Rude Joke Of The Day
A nun teaching religion was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven….. which part…
I Was A Kick Butt Mother And Then This Happened
So, I was a kick butt mother this morning. My doctor upped my medicine last week and I’ve been feeling goooood. No more out-of-control, fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants…
Sting Zing-Read The Label First
Honestly I’ve tried to write this so many times Guys I’m crying. Fucking CRYing We got given samples in line at like 6 this morning…
Dear Sainsburys Your Embarrassing Me
Dear Sainsbury’s, I just wanted to tell you the trouble I have had with your nappies. Firstly, your nappies have been brilliant, I have had…
Funny Rude BROTHER Gift Wooden Hanging Heart Plaque Novelty Birthday Gift From Sister
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