How To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket
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How To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket

A rookie police officer pulled me over for speeding and had the following exchange: • Officer: May I see your driver’s license? • Me: I…

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Woman Banned From Buses For A Very Weird Reason
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Woman Banned From Buses For A Very Weird Reason

WOMAN BANNED FOR LIFE ON BRADFORD BUSES A woman has received a lifetime ban from a Bradford bus company after repeatedly breaking wind in their…

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Today I Licked My Childs Butt Ice Cream
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Today I Licked My Childs Butt Ice Cream

Y’ALL!!!! I am DONE with these kids!! I learned a hard lesson today…one I wasn’t prepared for and I feel like I’ve been through a…

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Man Explains His Toilet Trouble
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Man Explains His Toilet Trouble

Last night, I had a near death experience. No, it didn’t involve a gun (although I’d rather get shot again than go through this). Until…

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True Story From A Blonde Mum
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True Story From A Blonde Mum

True story from a blonde Mum. In a hurry, no time for full shower b4 going out but as its really only the hair that…

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Rude Joke Of The Day
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Rude Joke Of The Day

A nun teaching religion was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven….. which part…

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I Was A Kick Butt Mother And Then This Happened
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I Was A Kick Butt Mother And Then This Happened

So, I was a kick butt mother this morning. My doctor upped my medicine last week and I’ve been feeling goooood. No more out-of-control, fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants…

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Sting Zing-Read The Label First
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Sting Zing-Read The Label First

Honestly I’ve tried to write this so many times Guys I’m crying. Fucking CRYing We got given samples in line at like 6 this morning…

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Dear Sainsburys Your Embarrassing Me
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Dear Sainsburys Your Embarrassing Me

Dear Sainsbury’s, I just wanted to tell you the trouble I have had with your nappies. Firstly, your nappies have been brilliant, I have had…

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Funny Rude BROTHER Gift Wooden Hanging Heart Plaque Novelty Birthday Gift From Sister
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Funny Rude BROTHER Gift Wooden Hanging Heart Plaque Novelty Birthday Gift From Sister

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