Womans Hilarious Complaint Goes Viral

Womans hilarious Complaint Goes Viral

Leila Daly contacted Sainsbury’s recently to complain about a product she had bought from their store.

Dear Sainsbury’s, it is with a sad heart that I write to inform you that your lettuce made me fat.

Today, starving, I entered my kitchen to make my lunch. Upon opening this fine lettuce, I noticed someone had already began eating it. Who, may you ask? Well it was this little worm.

As you can imagine I was absolutely horrified. My children started crying, my cats started headbutting the wall in shock, I soiled myself, my husband divorced me, it was complete madness.

I sat on the floor crying for a little over an hour. Until, puffy and red, I gave in and ate a burger. This was solely because I could not eat the lettuce purchased from you. Due to that burger, I instantly gained 12 stone. This is through no fault of my own and entirely due to the wormy lettuce.

What kind of establishment allows worms on food that comes from the ground? Do you want me to die? What if I get worms and they eat my insides and then my children will be without a mother? You should be ashamed of yourselves! Due to my failure as a person I have now become a fat prostitute. Again, this is solely your fault.

I have enclosed a picture of the offending item along with what my dinner should have looked like if not for the offending worm.

Hang your heads in shame. Fire all your staff. Close down your business. There is no other way.

Sincerely,

Leila Daly.

Since this was first posted on to Facebook it has been shared a whooping 127 thousand times, this little worm and his feast has gone viral.

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