There are marital arguments, then there are Reddit-worthy marital arguments. Take for example Redditor throwwwwaway29, who posted this photo of a spreadsheet sent to her by her husband, detailing every time she denied him sex in the past seven weeks.
She posted this:
“Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part”.
She added she hasn’t seen this side of her husband before, he isn’t answering her calls, and she’s spent the last 24 hours crying her eyes out.
Sending your wife an email containing a spreadsheet of all the times she said no? Flowers and chocolates might have worked better, but Excel spreadsheets definitely come in at a close second.
Good luck winning your wife back, maybe you can make a PowerPoint presentation?