Christmas Lights Warning!!!

For Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your garden, on your fences or anywhere near the road, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together, all of us would really appreciate it?

Every time I come around the corner, I think it’s the police and I have a panic attack, like a full on oh holy balls I’m in the shit here.

I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, hide the weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive, this is obviously not safe for others, whilst trying to hide all my shit I am not concentrating on the road .

It’s just too much drama, even for Christmas.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.🎄

Please don’t get butt hurt this is clearly a joke