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Before I Had Children

Now you’ve all heard the saying before I had children, I never stopped to smell  flowers, I never pulled over to look at horses…

But we have compiled the real version… the version no one tells you about  before you have children the truth .

Sometimes with bare hands
Or talking dogs or creatures in the night garden
We all need chocolate
I’m sorry for being such a bad child
Ok maybe not
God damn you tiny creatures
Every bump, every cough
Sniff test
They weren’t really friends anyway
My child loses a shoe every morning
Especially if you have more than one child
They do hold in the tummy though
About everything!!!!
Trampolines are a no go
PACK IT IN!!!
So tired!!!
Constantly
Please let me sleep
Yep that’s poop
Well a lot more often than I do now
Boys have terrible aim
Please baby stay on your back
More than once

Finger painting
Sometimes on purpose

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