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Guide To Understanding Essex Speech
Ever wanted to be able to speak and understand the Essex folk well look no further here is an easy guide to help you on your way to speaking fluent Essex
Alma chizzit.. a request to ascertain the price of an item.
Amant.. quantity; sum total
Awss.. Four legged animal you can ride on
Corta panda.. a large hamburger
Corta panda wiv cheez.. a large hamburger with a plastic slice of cheese
Dan ill.. in the direction of the bottom of an incline
Dohyawanna… Would you like to attend the evnt with me
Effix.. moral principles
Eye eels.. women’s footwear which increases their height
Fanx… an expression of gratitude
Fink… To ponder
Furrok… the location of Lakeside shopping centre
Garrij… urban music genre
Ibeefa… popular holiday island to party
Janarta meen… do you understand my sentiments
Lafarjik… lacking in energy
Mow tar.. a vehicle
Saffend… costal resort with the longest pier in the world
Tan.. the city of London
Warta… clear liquid which comes from a tap
Wodja Kowl it.. requesting the name of an item or a term in which to refer
Wodja rekkun… what are your thoughts on the matter
Webbats… querying the location of something
Yafta.. you are obliged
yuno… do you understand what I am saying
Zibbit… request for you to be quiet
Now you can speak Essex, please help your fellow man and add any more translations into the comment section.
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This is most definitely NOT Essex. This is Estuary English and Bears no relation at all to the beautiful Essex dialect.