PPP Daddy pigs back!! again! So I spend all day bleaching down all doors and w…

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Daddy pigs back!! again!🐷

So I spend all day bleaching down all doors and wood work in my house, the carpets have been shampooed, fresh flowers placed in the window, plug in’s in full flow… smelling delicious and now
Gleaming! Washing done and hung away! (I know get me! … I’m on a roll today!) dinners made from scratch. Kids homework has been completed and checked, spellings tested, kiddies bathed and hair washed Etc! Amazingly productive day!
I know lay in my freshly washed sheets after having a nice hot shower smelling the amazing smell of lavender and relaxing, Until daddy pig 🐷 now makes his debut entrance!!!
He walks up my freshly shampooed stairs, slams the bathroom door and does one almighty shit!!! It’s So bloody powerful it masks my lavender, carpet Shampoo, detol and every cleaning product I have used and turns my whole upstairs into a fucking sewer!!!
Shit now flowing freely throughout mine and my children’s bedrooms I have no choice but to frantically open all the windows! Without waking them up!
Holy shit balls!! 🤢💩😭I run down stairs and get some air freshener to mask the ambishit sent that’s now traveling down the stairs! Spraying in front of myself as I walk and behind Me for Good Measure I
Walk up the stairs and I’m overwhelmed by the smell! mini sick actually enters my mouth!
My poor babies!! My poor clean house that was once sterile is now a housing ground
For shit molecules everywhere I turn! I
Can not escape this god forsaken smell!
💩🤢😢
I spray the life out of everything and whisper shout through the gap in the door of the bathroom “open the bloody window!!!”
I get back into bed with every intention of getting back up again once the shit smell disappears to close all the windows I have thrown open.
Get this…. daddy pig walks out.. props the door open with my little doggy door stop and walks in without a care in the world!
He then has the fucking cheek to ask me I’f I’ve farted as the room smells “shitty!!”
😡😡😡👊🏻👨🏻 is this bloke on a wind up?!!!!
He then says “I thought you said you cleaned today?! There a nasty smell coming from somewhere!”
I look him square in the face and whisper shout, “ITS FROM YOUR ARSE!!!”
😡🤢💩😱😢 I lay here now as he sleeps soundly, snoring away! While I lay in the smell! It’s been 20 minutes and I can still smell it!!
I’m tempted to smack him over the head hard with my pillow just to wake him up so he can suffer too! Poxy cheek!!
My pillow that once smelt of lavender no longer than 20 minuets ago now smells like a Fresh turd! 💩😳
Me sleeping well isn’t going to happen now, as for Daddy pig 🐷, …….Well he’s about a stone lighter, sleeping soundly with one bollock laying outside his boxers with a peaceful smile upon his face.
I’m just hoping that bollock is clean!!
anyone else relate to this little event?! Please tell me I’m not in my own?!
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