Things Only A Parent Would Say

Things only a parent would say!!!How many have you ever said?

Mum what’s for tea?                    “Shit with sugar!!!”

I’ve told you for the hundredth time.

Pack it in

The wind will change and your face will stay like that 

Close the door, you weren’t born in a barn.

Do you want some butter with that roll? Walk properly

What do you want, a medal?

That’s it I’ve had enough 

Can’t you see I’m busy 

How many times do I have to tell you?

I’m gonna flip my lid in a minute 

Can you flush the damn toilet in future 

Am I talking to myself?

What’s in your mouth?

Yeah, because I have a spare hand don’t I!!!

What’s the magic word?

Erhhh excuse me, who the hell do you think you are?

Can you just play nicely for 5 minutes?

You’re just like your mum/dad

Wait til your father/mother gets home 

I’m going to count to 3… 1,2, 2 and half, 2 and three quarters, I MEAN IT!

No means no.

I didn’t raise you like this.

Leave your bits alone 

We don’t wipe bogeys on our sister

I’m calling grandma 

You better behave in here or else.

Why do you always do this 

Tidy your room now

Do I have to come up there?

Give it a rest

Money doesn’t grow on trees

Just give me 5 minutes peace

Manners cost nothing  

Where are you shoes!!!

Fine then starve

Why don’t you use your imagination 

Don’t even think about it 

Carry on and I’ll give you something to cry about 

You’re like 2 peas in a pod 

Just 5 more mouthfuls

Don’t drink the bath water 

I’m not a bloody Mind reader am I.

Do I look like I was born yesterday? 

Don’t touch the dandelions you’ll piss the bed 

Go to your room and stay there 

I don’t care what they said, I’m telling you no 

Well if you had listened to me in the first place 

No shit Sherlock 

Just because your friends did it doesn’t mean you have to would you jump of a bridge if they did?

What did I just tell you? 

Did I say you could? 

Don’t pick at it you’ll make it worse.

You won’t know unless you try

It’ll put hairs on your chest

Turn that down

What do you have to say for yourself?

Wind your neck in

I’ve had it up to here

Use your indoor voice

Can you add anymore to the list?